Q:When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.
If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head.
i go through periods of
“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me”
“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser”
“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!”
“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”
This is so accurate it’s unbelievable.
- me: *wakes up*
- me: wheres my phone
- me: *rips off blankets*
- me: *hears loud thud*
- me: there it is
[alex turner raspy morning voice] cocoa puffs
*fumbling through cabinets at 12 pm* arielle….. *knocking over various cereal boxes* arielle where’re the fookin…… *staggers through kitchen, a bleary eyed mess* cocoa puffs??????? ??
rip turnerisms as arabe1la lives on